My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
That’s nice, my mom just told me to find a job worth keeping.
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
if someone says they can’t afford something do not respond with “it’s only ___”
don’t do it
if they can’t afford it then they can’t afford it
besides which your priorities are not the same as theirs
your concept of affordability has nothing to do with anything
and you’re just making them feel bad